I'm a female human who runs and cooks and stuff. A tree-hugging dirt-worshipper. Often called bitch, but that doesn't bother me. If a bitch is fearless woman who speaks her mind and doesn't put up with what I consider stupid childish shit, I'm proud to be one. My life's motto is not to judge until you have a good amount of facts. I find myself to be funny and I generally don't mind if no one else does. I find humor in the ridiculousness of most situations. I think life is easier when you avoid conflicts and don't worry too much about stuff you can't control.